That is a good nation filled with good individuals but what effective is ‘good’ in times such as these?

That is a good nation filled with good individuals but what effective is ‘good’ in times such as these?

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That Handsome Devil

Individuals often ask me
“Godforbid” they say
“You’re quite the ladies guy
What’s your key? “

You too could be swimmin’ in women
Afloat in seas of ovaries
But more importantly
Knowing whether behind those pretty eyes
You have diamond into the rough
Or colored lenses and a rough stripper called Diamond

Lets recreate the scene make think you’re at a dining dining table seat
Talking playfully towards the waitress at the local destination to eat
Way underneath the apron, Maybeline
Smell of eggs and cheese, bacon grease
She’s a babe, and 8 at least
You like to push the bowl of quesadillas for the dining dining table and distribute them angel’s wings
But you cannot state anything?
When you don’t excel with women
They sell prescription medications on television
May cause loss in appetite
Malnutrition, dizzy spells
And various bells were ringing
And that is where I may be found in and provide ’em just a little additional make it possible to get ’em

(You can not get)
The thing is that self- self- self- confidence is vital to any situation
(in her own jeans)
We all have actually insecurities
So why don’t you create your confidence from the insecurities of others
(However you do not)
Hey, she is going to somebody
(Give a damn)
so just why not your

The drunker you are
The easier it really is getting laid
But the harder it is always to
you may need to visualize just what it really is this months
Whoever you have been think of
The girl during the Pizza Hut
Midgets, nuns
What ever small neglect it was
And with some time and effort, only a little luck
If you occur to offer enough
Maybe you could get it up

Now an is meant become fun
Instant satisfaction, a roller coaster
But no body wants to get stuck over and over
Going house to your roller coaster
It’s difficult to watch your shows
And do your homework
And if the ride you rode is over
It’ll price a lot more than a roll of quarters

(You can not get)
Pull out
I discover how warm and good it feels
(In her jeans)
But its gettin’ crowded ’round here
Please, pull out
(But you don’t)
you want to stay with
You can avoid the face
(Give a damn)
But not the abbreviation
Taking payments from your paycheck
You can do it, pull out if its not the one

Men have just what I call a “Columbus Complex”
Other individuals might have been there
But we still desire to feel just like we discovered it
So do not inform the amount that you done it with
Your summers in Columbia
whenever you had been young and done a lot of dumber
Rambunctious kids
Wait for the second date to cuff the wrists
Sponges, plastic gloves, and whips, oven mitts
Now a well trimmed individual area, that is nice
But why’s she therefore prepared?
You do not assume
That she never ever understands
whenever she furfling might show somebody?
Now consider that before going steady
Or perhaps at your very own wedding

(You can not get)
If she actually is your girlfriend
Leave her alone along with your friends
(In her pants)
Now, I do not expect no virgin
But allow ’em you will need to screw her
If she actually is flirting, or
( you don’t)
It will not work man
Get rid of her
And get a new girlfriend
(Give a damn)
The guaranteed exchange rate
At this party she actually is an 8
At the club a 7
At my apartment a 10
Environment dictates
The early morning after
She may slip up to a 3
‘Cause several things are better merely to lust for

(This conclude the introductory section associated with Godforbid self-help collection. )

Hey, rest along with other races
Help out worldwide relations

(For further behavioral instructions, consult the nearest strip club, and/or alcohol shop. Many thanks, and revel in your self. )

(if it is not the main one you prefer simply overlook it)
(whether it’s not usually the one you would like simply overlook it)
(whether or maybe not it’s not the main one you desire simply overlook it)

(it is a country that is good with good individuals but what effective is ‘good’ in times like these? )

(C) Bishop Justus Church of England School

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